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Who on Earth is Jim Nipples? As of September 2005

Jim is my old, obsolete screen name. My name is Kelly, and for the forseeable future I live in Montreal. I grew up in Medicine Hat, a nice little city in Western Canada, and I've traveled across India, Asia, and North America. I started this webpage because I enjoy computers and new forms of communication. It mostly contains pictures from my travels, funny or quirky things that amuse me, and more.

What happened to Jim? Many of you may remember Jim Nipples, my arch-nemsis and a name I've been trying to shed since the early 1990s. Well, please try to forget him. Jim is trouble.

I am an author of two books, one gorilla and one to-be-published. I enjoy mixing fiction with literature, humor, romance, drama and suspense. My old friends want me back in Goa but alas, I haven't found the girl yet. Update in December 2007 - well, I found her, finally!!!

In my free time I like to stuff things up my nose and floss my teeth. I figure that if I floss every day, when I'm 80 I'll still be eating apples.

I have been married 17 times and I have 23 children. They all still know me as Jim Nipples and my children call me Papa Jim. I no longer appear in adult videos anymore, they tell me I'm too hairy. And I don't like laser hair removal, those people are only skin deep.

I recently completed a 300-page novel. It is called The Cult of Marty Funk. I am very proud of it - the story has evolved into what it was always meant to be. I have sent it to one publisher in Canada, and am also in search of an agent for the U.S. market. to shop it around to a big name.

I am working on an information page about space exploration and discovery. Please stay tuned for more details about that. In the meantime, since I ain't got anyone special to love I'm gonna tell you about my love for computers sometime.

Please note that some of the things I have written on this page are true, but some are definitely not. I am just goofing around here. If you have any issues then read my standard disclaimer on my contact page.

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