kelly's red beet factory

Kelly Martin is an IT sales professional, a novelist, a writer, a traveler, a unicyclist, a lefty, carrying a geiger counter, dog friendly, and sometimes a goofball.

I am the real Kelly Martin, the original and authentic, and the King of all Kelly Martins everywhere in the world through the realm of cyberspace. Number one on Google and Yahoo and most other search engines since search engines on the web became common. Yes, you have reached the official site. All other Kelly Martin impostors are indeed someone else entirely other than me.

If the reader of this document is named Kelly Martin as well, and a vanity search on Google brought you here... please, smile at the camera, and then bow. Bow now to the real Kelly Martin, the master Kelly Martin from whence the origin of all other Kelly Martins on the web behooved, typing faster than any other Kelly Martin in the world or orbiting the Earth from somewhere in space, the real Kelly Martin is here, and he's me.

Note that aliases might include Kelly Martian, Kelly Martens, Quel-y Martin, Killee Martin (as the French pronounce it), Kel ly Mar tin, Martin Kelly, and possibly others.

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What is redbeet?

This is my retro website, a homepage that dates back to the day when the Web was still coded with text editors, well-worn keyboards, elbow grease and Unix servers... the guts all neatly hidden from sight thanks to hyperlinks.

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