Coming Soon!

The International Sardine and Mackerel Hall of Fame contest results!

I hear that Foundation Membership status will soon be available to select individuals, and others can purchase shares at market-set prices. The site is free for visitors and will accept Visa/Mastercard/Amex and Debit cards for memberships once the first 30 reviews are complete. Membership will include:

Entertainment is guaranteed, full refunds are available (less a restocking fee) on all Membership donations given to us during our Funding Drive. Following the Rate-and-See (tm) rating systems, photo submissions are being considered. For exampe: funny, fake photos of living celebrities including the immensely successful Bill Gates losing hundred dollar bills out of his pockets to everyone he passes wind to can be e-mailed to Historical Archivist maintaining the Registry at the time of his passing.

Career Fail, June 1-6th, Hyatt Hotel in Calgary. Free seminar: Martin Fish PVC Ltd. (a company that makes fish shipping container out of PVC pipe, and ships round metal fish containers in small quantities to other parts of the world. The fish taken from other parts of the globe, and shipped to most destinations world-wide at going rates. Interested workers should show up with a pair of gloves and a pickup truck, a Class 3 hitch, a flatbed, trailer or unibody shipping area and have their Diesel or bio Diesel tanks full. Workers accompanied by a tank top and a pair of jeans will get priority. Come join the crew and interview with Martin Fish PVC Ltd. */ ?>

Your car stuck in the snow?

This video looks pretty tame at first... someone pulling a car out of the snow. But then I howled with laughter when suddenly, something went rather wrong... (link in case embedded video, below, is broken).

printed 20-Mar-2007